1983 FRANK ZAPPA LECTURE 5 X 3 1/2 PHOTO W/ FRAME -NOT A CRAPPY LASER SCAN HOE

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1983 - FRANK ZAPPA GIVING A LECTURE - GENUINE APPROXIMATELY 5 3/4 X 3 1/2 INCHES { USING A STANDARD SIZE 20TH CENTURY CHICKEN TO MEASURE IT } COLOR PHOTO - IT'S A REAL GLOSSY PHOTO NOT A PRINT OR LASER SCAN. THERE'S 2 FAINT BLACK INK STAMPS ON THE BACK WITH "JAN 1983". FRANK WASN'T TOURING IN 1983 AND DID A FEW LECTURES. I DON'T KNOW THE LOCATION, COULD BE NEW YORK OR SOMEWHERE WHERE IT'S CHILLY IN JANUARY BY LOOKING AT WHAT FRANK IS WEARING. INCLUDES A CHEEZY CARDBOARD SLIDE IN FRAME WITH A STAND OR EASEL ON THE BACK THAT YOU CAN FOLD OUT AND PUT IN FRONT OF THE PHOTO OF THAT MOOSE YOU CURRENTLY HAVE SITTING ON YOUR BEDROOM DRESSER.
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HEY MAN. WADDA YEZ DOING REV? I MEAN WHAT KINDA' IDIOT WOULD WANNA BUY SOME PHOTOS OF FRANK ZAPPA NOT SITTING ON A TOILET MAN? YEZ ARE JUST WASTING YOUR TIME AND MONEY MAN. YES LARRY YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.  HEY, MAYBE NEXT TIME I'LL START SELLING PHOTOS OF SOME VOLUPT
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OUS VIXENS WITH HUGE MAMMALIAN PROTUBERANCES. GOTTA BE MORE INTERESTING THAN WASTING MY TIME DOING THIS.
HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS, I'M REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. SO IF YOU'RE TIRED OF PUMPING YER LOAF EVERY SINGLE DAY LOOKING FOR RARE YET EXTREMELY HIP ZAPPA ITEMS TO ADD TO YOUR OTHERWISE MEDIOCRE COLLECTION, YOU JUST MIGHT WANNA CHECK OUT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BECAUSE UNLIKE MANY E-BAY SELLERS THAT JUST STICK CRUD THAT DOESN'T SELL IN TH
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R STORES, I STICK CRUD THAT I HAVEN'T PREVIOUSLY TRIED TO UNLOAD, ERRRRRR, I MEAN PASS ON TO COLLECTORS IN THERE VIRTUALLY EVERY DAY. ALTHOUGH I DO GET SICK OF WASTING MONEY STICKING ITEMS ON E-BAY BY AN ARTIST THAT HAD BEEN KNOWN BETTER FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC, THAT MOST PEOPLE HERE IN THE USA NEVER LIKED OR EVEN HEARD OF ANYWAY.
REMEMBER THE 1980'S? YOU COULD STILL SEE YOUR FEET WHEN YOU LOOKED DOWN AND THE INSERTION FEES OF YOUR RENTAL DATES WERE PRETTY CHEAP. WELL NOW DUE TO A SPECIAL OFFER FROM REV. A. WEST, YOU CAN RELIVE THOSE WONDERFUL YEARS WITH AN AUTHENTIC 1980'S FRANK ZAPPA PHOTO. SO WADDA YEZ WATIN' FOR, HUH?
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CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 1010 } AND THE MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI { LIKED SPANKING }, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET }, THE GTO'S { GIRLS TOGETHER OUTRAGEOUSLY WITH THE SEXY MISS PAMELA }, STEVE VAI. KING CRIMSON, CAPTAIN BEYOND, MOUNTAIN WITH LESLIE WEST AND FELIX PAPPALARDI PLUS OTHER RARE N' EXCITING ITEMS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. OK LARRY?
YES FOLKS, AS I HAD MENTIONED IN ANOTHER AD, I HAD BEEN INFORMED BY A HIGHER SOURCE THAT IT'S REALLY TRUE, THAT HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST ZAPPA WINS. SO IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW ARE MERELY FLOGGING YER DONG EVERY SINGLE MISERABLE DAY LOOKING FOR RARE YET EXTREMELY HIP FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS TO STICK IN YOUR OTHERWISE MEDIOCRE COLLECTION, AND DON'T WANNA CONTINUE BEING A TOTAL LOSER, THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE MY SON. BECAUSE RIGHT AT THE TOP OF THIS VERY PAGE, SITTING MUCH TOO CLOSE TO YOUR PROTRUDING NASAL APPENDAGE, IS MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. SO JUST SQUEEZE YOUR BUTTOCKS ON IN THERE N' LOOK 'ROUND. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?